I'm not going to talk about today. That's the kind of day it was, I just do not want to discuss it. Instead of diligently blogging I watched several episodes of Bridezilla (which I had never watched before) and had a minor breakdown. Not because of Bridezilla, but because of stuff I am not going to discuss that may or may not have anything to do with a toddler who may or may not have been swapped with an evil alien who was raised by wolves.
Anyway, he's in bed and I have consumed a Large Adult Beverage. Unfortunately for you guys, I drank it before I remembered my obligation to the gods of Holidailies. I had nothing ready to go, so I will just say this:
Right now I'm watching Iron Chef America and the secret ingredient is pork fat.
Somewhere out there, Emeril Lagasse is masturbating furiously.
That is all.
LOL!
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